Stories and interviews celebrating the bizarre, the weird, the unusual, and the surreal.
Chairs are so lovely to sit in. People don't saythank you enough. Thanks, chair, sitting onthe floor is not comfortable to me.
Vengeance is mine, says the Lord. But unless Christ Almighty comes down Himself in the next two weeks, I’m going to have to take things into my own hands.
"The ghost’s name was Arthur. He threw a skillet at us."
"I should be doing more to fulfill my dream of having an adventurous life. Instead I’m just here sitting in my room, wondering what I should eat for lunch."
"He preached at our church one Sunday about how utterly depraved and sinful we were. What great sermon. I thoroughly enjoyed it at the time. I mean, it sent me into a deep depression about my eternal fate, but apart from that, it was good."
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